From: Betty Clark
Subject: Architecting a Digest-For Myles
Date sent: Fri, 15 May 1998 23:10:21 -0700
Send reply to: English Language Discussion Group <WORDS-L@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU>
NOT EXACTLY A DIGEST
AT ALL. Week of May 10, 1998 TS# 75,000
1. I just don't like
the word. John doesn't like it. Clyde doesn't like
it. Sylvia doesn't like it. And I think I recall that Jim doesn't like
I'm sorta wondering why you're on my case alone. -- Alyce Cresap
2. Topics of the
Smoke and haze
addendum re: Salinger
set to digest
4 X 4s, was smoke and haze
Handyman to Poet
The Sunday Puzzle
Ooops. Calling Alyce;Alyce Come in Please
Keep Being Not Interesting
Bernard is fine
Back to verbing verbage
One of Jim's Unacceptable Dates
What a Mother's Day
JMW, Dan Bern
attention florida correspondents
Hi all and my summer travel plans
Ooops, Calling Alyce; Why not Shoshana?
Canadian Customs Seize Books
on my way to bed
Gotterdammerung a la Seinfeld
New Orleans's T-Shirt
WLM Architected on Another List
My dental appointment
Best wishes to all of you
Slugfest T-shirt submissions closed
National Park Visits Revisited
smoke and such
Teeth and the American Way
Addendum (ATTEN: AHT)
Some Beachfest JPEGS and a self-nomination
Digestive tract problems
Pest Fest shirt
Here ya go, Anne
late mother's day report
Tis a Fabjous Day
t-shirt design:inside joke
Where did it go?
Who is Rodger the Lodger
Larry's Candid Camera
Schwabs Latest Idiocy
THANK YOU, MEM
Indian Smoke Signals
Paul Harvey comes through
Natalie = = What's going on down there?
FIRE! SMOKE! (A WLM)
to whom it may concern
does no one have a remark to make?
sorry this is so long
Preparing for Betty's birthday
Dan Bern Report
Why I Admire A-holes
Kensington Masterpiece Plus
The Chairman is gone
Glad I Like Hot Weather
look into the heart of the Schwartzchild
The Demise of Catherine the Great and a word about Blue Eyes
Whew! When did we
start changing the headers?? Natalie has returned to
Fort Word so she did add a few while she was setting up her new computer.
Thanks for continuing
the Sunday Puzzle, brad. Don't let Torkel bring you
3. Slogans suggested
for the back of the t-shirt
the Brain Happy (aht)
Men's Basketball Championship
(Division 1) (brad)
Buhmer Sucks -Marty
SPAWN TILL YOU
this for t-shirt of the week!"-Ben
You can't help
growing older but you can stay immature forever.
Three Strikes and
you're a Meeber
Take me out to
Beer, Brats, Bats!
Meebers 10 Information
Drivel pitched daily (Sylvia)
My parents went
to SlugFest and all they bought me was this stupid
bottle of Viagra. (aht)
4. Rules to live
and grow byinstead of increase
that the ass you kick today may be the one you'll
have to kiss tomorrow. Credit JMW.
love should grow Vaster than empires, and more
tends to blur one's own indiscretions while bringing
those of others into clear reliefNancy Harwood
Not the truth says
The Bork. My own discretions remain of interest
to me long after I've forgotten who else did what with who else
go out to Ben and Lisa for their new jobs. You go
Meebers! Birthday greetings to Alec, and a new job for Karen, too.
continues: Verdant, Adam, steph, rashmi?, hope.
Harwell asked: Okay,
what does karstenized mean?
karsten: It's like
One-Hour Martinizing, only it usually lasts
longer than an hour and there's no Martin involved...
Karen: Longer than
7. Truth or consequences:
"I've never denied being a sneaky sonuvabitch".
8. Ken MillerWeb
Potentate, Web Poobah Presumptive, Web Pot, Web Poo,
Boo, Web Poo. Whatever. You the man! The wallpaper man, too.
9. Wordslers at work
and play: It's termite swarming season now, too.
Between the Mexican smoke and the Formosan termites, I can barely
find my way around.
Must dash, I'm off
to sell a kidney to buy a boat. Richard
10. The ChairmanWhat
a ride it was! He was always there. The voice of
Frank Sinatra lives on and the teeth of wordslers fall out.
11. Interesting information
noted by wordslers:
that "Americans" (the pleural) In Hungarian is
*I* don't have snot.
12. Nice Wordslers
of the week
Yeah, Bookrat: quit
talking so goddamn cryptically.
Why can't you just
leave me along?
I think I hate you.
TS # 75,000: Number
of forest fires started by lightening every year.